18 September, 2009

Women's Revenge



'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

A
s she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.


'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

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